Luke Skywalker has vanished! Thankfully every other plot device in the universe is in plain sight. The three Skype-walkers connect from across the continent to remind you not to sleep on The Force Awakens! Raj throws shade on the physics of Starkiller Base with laser accuracy. Jono explains how the rise of the First Order is all Obama’s fault. Joe gets some Midichlorians in his eye at the nostalgic tones of a John Williams soundtrack.